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Our parody of Johnny Cash's cover of Nine Inch Nails' "Hurt," a melancholy song which strikes a chord that is familiar with us all. Except now it's about yogurt
lyrics
I bought some yogurt today
To see if I still taste
Just a pack of Yoplait
But it turned out to be waste
I put it in a bowl
Took out the ol' familiar spoon
Tried to eat it right away
But when I tasted it I knew
[Chorus]
It landed on my tongue
My pinkest friend
And I knew right away
How this all would end
And you can have the rest
Don't get it on your shirt
It will let you down
My spoiled yogurt
I bought this at the store
The six pack was on sale
I had a hungry stare
Yogurt flavored with kale
It had some bits of oats
They were gluten free
Turned out to be something else
What could this even be?
[Chorus]
If I could give it back
Go to the store and complain
It wouldn't change a thing
They'd still sell shitty Yoplait
credits
released December 2, 2015
Nick Brunston, Chris Miele
